Tuesday, December 25, 2012

SHUT UP POEM (Bad Dating Account)

I was thinking of making an online dating account. 
Here's what it's gonna read:

I like long walks on the beach...
By myself. 

I enjoy romantic comedies*

I frequent the gym...
Every other year. 

I'm a sensitive guy...
Especially when talking about my sexual potential,
I'm very shy when it comes to that. 

I'm a great catch...
Because my sex appeal is that of a fish. 

*Bring tissues, a lot. 

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