POEMS ARE LIKE LIFE (Life is a Game)

Life sucks, and
Then you die.
Or better put: Life sucks, and
Then you discover Life Cinnamon,
Which is slightly better,
Then you die.

Or even better put: Life sucks, and
Then you park your
Car at Countryside Acres or
Millionaire's Estate and wait
For the game to end,
Then you pack up the board game
And age slowly, then
You die.

I think there was something left out of this common phrase too:
Life sucks, and
Then you die,
And in between these two
Events your cynicism has
Greatly reduced
The quality of life for us
Optimists. Thanks,
Cynical asshole.

Or an alternate version:
Life sucks, and then
You die, but
I receive eternal life, because
I am a righteous Christian,
And you are
A heathen, barbarous fool.