If I marry a Hispanic
Woman and I have kids
With her, I'm gonna
Name my daughter
Tina. That way if my
Daughter meets anyone
Hispanic and she introduces
Herself, she can be like,
Hi, I'm La Tina. And
They will say Oh, what
Country are you from?
No, my name is Tina.
La Tina is Spanish for
"The" Tina. I'm not just
Any Tina, I'm "The" Tina.
Oh, wow you're really
Confident aren't you. It's
Kind of off-putting but
Also good at the same time.
Did you realize that La
Tina in Spanish is actually
The Tub in English? Shoot,
That puts a wrench in my plan
For my daughter future scenario.
Spanish-speakers should have
Thought this through better.
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